Wiretap Follies

posted by on 2008.10.13, under Uncategorized

My new favorite thing to read on the web.. Wiretap Follies by the supreme champion of bitter online humor, Joshua Allen.

“In January 2007

I went into a bar and tried out my new pickup line:

“Pretty mama, I’m gonna assassinate that bush tonight.”

The government tapped my phone for a year.

These are the transcripts.”

It updates on some sort of schedule I have yet to figure out, so read the ones up so far and check back often.

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