posted by on 2006.04.25, under Uncategorized

Scorpio October 24 – November 21

A gunslinger will come to town and promise on his mother’s grave to put you in a box in the ground, but he will turn out to be the colorful, well-armed architect you hired to build your subterranean mansion.

The Onion horoscopes. So true.

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