Rise Industries

First of all, these are the funnies jokes in the world. They ought to be, the author was only four years old so had not learned to suck yet.

But then, I was looking around in that website more, and found the “Steve, Dont Eat It!” series of posts. Now I am crying (the silent, giggling, laughing type, not the sad type though). Here is a small sample for you:

“In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own assholes. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin’ Strips. (By the way, it doesn’t work.)”