posted by on 2006.10.05, under Uncategorized

So why are we looking for Bon Jovi? Why is he wanted, wanted dead or alive? A spree of face rocking. Estimates vary as to how many faces have been targeted—some say 800,000, some say 1.2 million—but it is accepted as a fact that he has rocked every single face he has seen. Every one of them. We’re not even clear on a motive for this mass face rocking, although there are reports of Bon Jovi complaining of faces that “are so cold.” Will he stop at a million faces? How many will be enough? We can’t afford to find out.

I heard this song on the radio tonight. It was the highlight of my horrible, horrible drive home through inexplicably bumper to bumper traffic on the 10 freeway.

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