posted by on 2002.12.16, under Uncategorized

Holiday Gift Idea Number One:

“Thanks to new computer-driven processing technologies and ultra-pure, non-toxic chemicals, twice as many Sea-Monkeys instantly hatch, grow larger and live longer than ever before.”The Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys

Yes, you can still get Sea-Monkeys, and they are probably just as stupid now as they were then. Add pet rock and a chia pet to complete your consumer farmyard trio.

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