posted by on 2006.11.15, under Uncategorized

BUSH WARNS AGAINST PULLOUT.

-Perhaps there are fears things will get too sticky?

-Can you believe this is an actual headline. Nice work newspaper double-entendre inserters.

By the way, one of the earliest examples of risque double entendre in American culture was the late 19th-century vaudeville act, the Barrison Sisters. They danced, raising their skirts slightly and asking the audience: “Would you like to see my pussy?” After an enthusiastic response, they would raise up their skirts, revealing live kittens secured over their crotches.

-I lifted that directly from the Wikipedia entry.

Also. When my dad calls the cat, he likes to make a joke by yelling:

“C’mere pussy!”

Especially when I have company over. He is really the only one who can get away with that one. I have tried and people just look at me funny.

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